(Source: televandalist, via macandcrees)
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"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."
— Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via solunars)
(Source: her0inchic, via theywerejusttwofucksinlust)
Sex by John
- Me: Are you jealous, John, that you're a boy and you can only have one orgasm?
- John: No. Because ours is the one that matters.
