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My roommate called me ugly over twitter.

Guize, I’m in middle school again…I’ve been saying this since last year. It’s okay, I still like her.

I asked a boy on a date.

It was all fun and games until he said yes and now I’m like, “Shit. Where the hell are we supposed to go?” WHAT.

Today I baked muffins.

I gave them to someone as a sexual gesture. I hope they get the hint.

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

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bindall:

Classical sculptures dressed as hipsters look contemporary and totally badass

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jared-padaletmehaveyourbabies:

evangelinedawson:

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johnlock-consulting-husbands:

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rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

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kiwibutt:

xybutt:

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jared-padaletmehaveyourbabies:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

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